Woken up at 5.30 with what I assume is a new urban sport.
If you want to partake note that the fuller the glass recycling bin, the more noise it will make!
Here's How:
If you want to partake note that the fuller the glass recycling bin, the more noise it will make!
Here's How:
- Get extremely drunk or extremely bored. Moonshine whiskey makes for the best urban-cow tipping experience, but extreme boredom (teenagers with nothing to do) will suffice.
- Bring friends. Urban-cow tipping is no fun without company!
- Find a pasture (street) with urban-cows.
- Go at night so that you won't see the urban-vagrant as you step in them....
- Find an isolated urban-cow and be sure it's sleeping.
- Approach the urban-cow against the wind (avoid the stale alcohol whiff).
- Go for the tip! In a creeping motion, walk toward the urban-cow, place both hands on one of its flanks, and push with a hard, but smooth stroke.
- RUN far away. ).
- Go home to whittle or perhaps brew some more moonshine for your next cow tip!
- Be sure the 'urban-cow' you are trying to tip is not a dust cart. It is not wise to tip the dust carts.
- Don't try this near home! Partners/flat-mates have feelings too! It is far better to annoy strangers
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